why yes, that is me seducing your girlfriend.

Today we at the Kaply household held a shindig in honor of my little sisters birthday.

I arrived at the party late, as I am apt to do and upon my arrival i was greeted with an onslaught of questions.
"hey kiddo, where's the bf?" And from the my fathers scarier friends "Hey, to bad your boyfriend's not here, I was just starting to get angry enough to meet him"
I happen to run with a slightly more...terrifying crowd than most eighteen year old girls. As it was I was alright angry about my boy friends absence and this did not happen to help with my mood. That coupled with my general anger issues and being stressed when people come to my house lead me to say things like: "he's a pussy and chose not to show."

There were a lot of beautiful women there, which only makes sense since my dad does tend to surround himself with intelligent and or attractive people. In addition to those women his long time friends and ex wife were there. Her and I don't usually see eye to eye, and while I found the presence of my fathers charming female friends entertaining, she did not. However, no real drama took place and the only thing worthy of remark was some serious glaring on my ex stepmother's part, and one of my dad's friends asking me if I was sleeping with my boyfriend. You know, the one who wasn't there?
Yeah.
That was....really cool!

After the princesses fiesta there was some major cleaning and movie watching.
(Hercules and Robin Hood)
And finally, after a while of explaining to the baby that my father and I would protect her from monsters, she drifted off to sleep.
All things considered I feel the evening went very well. we avoided all potential mishaps and got the kid safely into bed before we found the MOST TERRIFYING BUG EVER!!!

Now I am enjoying Blade Trinity, and that hot chick that's in it.
Hope you're having as good a night as I am.